Tuesday, February 2, 2010

THINGS I'VE LEARNED #11-15

#11. If i were a man I could pee ANYWHERE I wanted to. This wide open field surrounded by tons of people looks like a good place.....

#12. If I was a thief I could be burned alive, beaten or thrown on train tracks. Nobody would mind much, the police would just come and get my body later.

#13.
Storm Over Paradise is the best soap ever created. EVER.

#14. Swahili. Still not fluent, but most of the time I can guess what someone is saying fairly accurately. Is that cause I’m learning Swahili or because I’m just a good guesser? Maybe I’m psychic?

#15. Shaving your legs really isn't that necessary. Even if you are wearing shorts or a skirt. There’s a lot of freedom in this one.

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